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All posts tagged
air-travel
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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April 24, 2017Flight Attendant Fight School
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April 11, 201710 Terms to Be Used by United Airlines Personnel When Addressing the Public
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April 10, 2017Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video
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March 21, 201715 Things You Can Do On Your Flight From Istanbul to Boston, Because Trump Took Your Laptop
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December 22, 2016I’m an Excellent Conversationalist on Airplanes
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November 22, 2016As I Prepare for the TSA to Ravage My Afro for Weapons
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July 26, 2016You’re Damn Right I’m Comfortable Performing These Exit Row Duties
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July 6, 2016I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God
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April 8, 2016A Thousand Pardons From a Guy Walking Through First Class to Get to Seat 32B
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack