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All posts tagged
air-travel
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March 14, 2024Boeing Announces New Safety Policy: “Fuck It, We Ball”
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June 28, 2023Summer Air Travel Tips from Apocalypse Now’s Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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November 5, 2021Attention, Other Passengers on This Flight: My Baby Hates You Too
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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October 30, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tiffany Hawk, Former Jump Seat Therapist
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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January 22, 2018I Feared for Our Safety, So I Successfully Got a Cisgendered White Male Kicked Off This Flight
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September 28, 2017A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056