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All posts tagged
air-travel
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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January 22, 2018I Feared for Our Safety, So I Successfully Got a Cisgendered White Male Kicked Off This Flight
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September 28, 2017A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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April 24, 2017Flight Attendant Fight School
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April 11, 2017List: 10 Terms to Be Used by United Airlines Personnel When Addressing the Public
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April 10, 2017Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video
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March 21, 2017List: 15 Things You Can Do On Your Flight From Istanbul to Boston, Because Trump Took Your Laptop
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December 22, 2016I’m an Excellent Conversationalist on Airplanes
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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