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air-travel

January 22, 2018

I Feared for Our Safety, So I Successfully Got a Cisgendered White Male Kicked Off This Flight

by Prashant Nashi
September 28, 2017

A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price

by Jason O. Gilbert
June 23, 2017

In-Flight Announcements of the Future

by Dan Kennedy
April 24, 2017

Flight Attendant Fight School

by Glenn Orgias
April 11, 2017

List: 10 Terms to Be Used by United Airlines Personnel When Addressing the Public

by John Long
April 10, 2017

Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video

by Connor McCausland
March 21, 2017

List: 15 Things You Can Do On Your Flight From Istanbul to Boston, Because Trump Took Your Laptop

by Oset Babur
December 22, 2016

I’m an Excellent Conversationalist on Airplanes

by Jory John
November 22, 2016

Monologue: As I Prepare for the TSA to Ravage My Afro for Weapons

by Casallina Kisakye
July 26, 2016

Monologue: You’re Damn Right I’m Comfortable Performing These Exit Row Duties

by Chris Partridge

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

by Harmony Cox
October 12, 2018

List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”

by Robin Zlotnick

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October 19, 2018

Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value

by Lincoln Michel
October 19, 2018

Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting

by Alyssa Machle John and Jory John
October 19, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners

by Annie DeWitt
October 19, 2018

Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant

by Emma Brewer