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air-travel
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March 14, 2024Boeing Announces New Safety Policy: “Fuck It, We Ball”
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June 28, 2023Summer Air Travel Tips from Apocalypse Now’s Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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November 5, 2021Attention, Other Passengers on This Flight: My Baby Hates You Too
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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October 30, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tiffany Hawk, Former Jump Seat Therapist
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts from the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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January 22, 2018I Feared for Our Safety, So I Successfully Got a Cisgendered White Male Kicked Off This Flight
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September 28, 2017A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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