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amazon-com
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March 31, 2021Am I a Twitter Bot or a Real Amazon Employee? The Answer is Yes!
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March 16, 2021An Amazon.com Warehouse Worker’s Book Recommendations
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March 12, 2021I’m the Package You Impulse-Ordered Three Days Ago and No, I’m Not Going to Make You Feel Any Better
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November 24, 2020
Shop Locally This Holiday Season. Please Don’t Give More Money to Amazon -
September 3, 2019I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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February 27, 2019Of LIC and Men
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February 8, 2019I Am Jeff Bezos: Man of Principle, Champion of the Exploited
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January 14, 2019How to Unsubscribe from Amazon Prime
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July 30, 2018Our Reviews of Men or Real Amazon.com Reviews of Jar Openers?
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May 29, 2018Frequently Asked Questions about Amazon’s Alexa Lick™
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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