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February 27, 2019Of LIC and Men
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February 8, 2019I Am Jeff Bezos: Man of Principle, Champion of the Exploited
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January 14, 2019How to Unsubscribe from Amazon Prime
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July 30, 2018Our Reviews of Men or Real Amazon.com Reviews of Jar Openers?
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May 29, 2018Frequently Asked Questions about Amazon’s Alexa Lick™
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April 9, 2018Michael Cohen Writes a Threatening Letter to Jeff Bezos On Behalf of An Individual Who Doesn’t Know Anything About the Fact That Mr. Cohen is Writing the Letter
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March 8, 2018Hot New Listing: Charming Amazon Box Bungalow – Prime Location!
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December 4, 2017Mom, I Got a Job at Amazon! Or I’m a Scientologist. I’m Not Sure
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September 14, 2017Satan Makes His Pitch to Amazon.com
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August 29, 2017FTC Approves Amazon’s Acquisition of Your Brother, Daniel
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 10, 2025Massachusetts Road Signs
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought