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All posts tagged
bernie-sanders
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March 16, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Been a Fever Dream
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March 9, 2020Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election
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March 4, 2020I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God
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February 28, 2020Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
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February 20, 2020Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s Running In the Democratic Primary?”
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February 11, 2020Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things
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February 10, 2020America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful
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February 6, 2020To All the Bernie Bros I’ve Loved Before
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 16, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Dumb Questions
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?