• Internet Tendency
  • The Store
  • Books Division
  • Quarterly Concern
  • The Believer
  • Donate
McSweeney’s
Internet Tendency
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
The Believer has returned

Subscribe today to climb aboard this unstoppable train of a literary journal.

All posts tagged

bernie-sanders

  • November 17, 2021
    Bernie Sanders Double-Dog Dares Elon Musk to Sell His Stock
    by Lawrence Wang
  • March 16, 2020
    Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Been a Fever Dream
    by Maura Quint
  • March 9, 2020
    Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election
    by David Kawalec
  • March 4, 2020
    I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God
    by Keith Rubin
  • February 28, 2020
    Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
    by Dan Caprera
  • February 20, 2020
    Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s Running In the Democratic Primary?”
    by Kathleen O’Mara
  • February 11, 2020
    Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things
    by Chas Gillespie
  • February 10, 2020
    America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful
    by Matthew Brian Cohen
  • February 6, 2020
    To All the Bernie Bros I’ve Loved Before
    by Shana Genre
  • October 16, 2019
    Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Dumb Questions
    by Maura Quint
1 2 ⇨
Trending 🔥
  1. May 25, 2023
    A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
    by Ashley Ingle
  2. May 18, 2023
    HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage
    by Max Davison
  3. May 19, 2023
    You’re Going to Love Camping, According to Me, Your Outdoorsy Friend
    by Emily Kling
  4. May 18, 2023
    Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats
    by Tori Multon
Recently
  • June 2, 2023
    How to Find Your Size in Blue Jeans
    by Tori Multon
  • June 2, 2023
    Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation
    by Jonathan Weisberg
  • June 1, 2023
    You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right
    by Jus Kaplan
  • June 1, 2023
    An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”
    by Alice M. Phillips
McSweeney’s is an independent nonprofit publishing company based in San Francisco.
As well as operating a daily humor website, we also publish Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Illustoria and an ever-growing selection of books under various imprints. You can buy all of these things from our online store. You can support us today by making a donation.

We are committed to our environment. Each year, we purchase carbon offsets commensurate with our estimate of the impact of the printing, shipping, and travel necessary to publish our books and magazines. We are continually working to minimize our impact on the planet by examining every business decision through a lens of sustainability. To support this effort, or to learn more, please write to executive director Amanda Uhle.
  • Internet Tendency
  • The Store
  • Books Division
  • Quarterly Concern
  • The Believer
  • Donate
  • About Us
  • Events
  • Email Newsletter
  • Advertise
  • Store Policy
  • Contact Us
  • Internships
  • Submission Guidelines
Copyright © 1998–2023, McSweeney’s Literary Arts Fund.
All Rights Reserved.
Search Magnifying Glass
  • Internet Tendency
  • The Store
  • Books Division
  • Quarterly Concern
  • The Believer
  • Donate
 

THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE IS OUT NOW

Dave Eggers’ The Eyes and the Impossible is out now in a deluxe wood-bound hardcover. Now in its third week as a New York Times Bestseller.

×