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bernie-sanders
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February 11, 2020Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things
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February 10, 2020America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful
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February 6, 2020To All the Bernie Bros I’ve Loved Before
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 16, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Dumb Questions
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October 15, 2019Bernie’s Policies Are Good, But How Can He Appeal to the Absolute Worst People Ever?
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June 28, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Shouts
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March 13, 2019This Candidate Seems Progressive, But Is Their Name Bernie Enough?
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January 28, 2019I Am So Progressive That I Am Already Preparing My 2020 Protest Vote For Donald Trump
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November 14, 2016Workshopping the 2016 Presidential Election
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