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May 10, 2017The Fitness Sensation Sweeping the Nation: Wearing Your T-Shirt in the Pool™!
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April 4, 2017Well, Well, Well. If It Isn’t My Old Nemesis, the Three-Paneled Dressing Room Mirror
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December 3, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe
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July 22, 2016These Smart Swimming Trunks Automatically Remind You to Be Self-Conscious!
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July 8, 2016List: Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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July 15, 2015List: Other Bods
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June 30, 2015List: 21 Days to a Dadbod
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June 24, 2015List: 17 Easy Ways to Get a Better Butt
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November 21, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Beloved Woolly Armpits
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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