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August 5, 2017I Love This Morbidly Obese Comedian and His Curvy Body
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July 7, 2017I Lost Ten Pounds and All I Had to Do Was Eat Out of This Dumpster Like a Raccoon
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May 10, 2017The Fitness Sensation Sweeping the Nation: Wearing Your T-Shirt in the Pool™!
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April 4, 2017Well, Well, Well. If It Isn’t My Old Nemesis, the Three-Paneled Dressing Room Mirror
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December 3, 2016An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe
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July 22, 2016These Smart Swimming Trunks Automatically Remind You to Be Self-Conscious!
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July 8, 2016Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod from an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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July 15, 2015Other Bods
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June 30, 201521 Days to a Dadbod
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