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December 3, 2019Last Christmas, My Husband Gave Me the Machine from Kafka’s “In the Penal Colony,” and I Didn’t Realize How Much It Would Change Me
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June 21, 20194 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”
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April 1, 2019How to Have a Beach-Ready Body That Is Eight Feet Tall and Weighs 190 Pounds of Blind, Nightmarish Fury
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March 5, 201910 Guaranteed Ways to Get Your Pre-Baby Body Back
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February 8, 2019Fashion Announces the Existence of Plus Size Women
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July 24, 2018My Summer Body: The Reveal
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July 9, 2018Just Wear the Goddamn Swimsuit
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March 16, 2018Why Women’s Bodies Are Bad for Women
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October 19, 2017New Foundational Garments for the Average Woman
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August 10, 2017How I Used Tinder Smart Photos to Prove Once and for All That I’m More Attractive Than a Plate of Cold Refried Beans
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