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All posts tagged
capitalism
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April 7, 2021I’m Sorry I Haven’t Graded Your Essays Yet — I’ve Been Busy Living Under Late-Stage Capitalism During a Global Pandemic
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March 3, 2021I’m All for Letting the Free Market Decide Things Unless It Decides to Stop Publishing Racist Children’s Books
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January 28, 2021The Important Thing Is to Keep Blindly Pouring All Your Money into the Stock Market
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January 11, 2021I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
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December 16, 2020I Wholeheartedly Reject the Capitalist System, But…
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June 3, 2020Black Lives Matter: A Message to Our Customers from Commerce Corp
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March 26, 2020As Bad As the COVID-19 Crisis Is Now, Life Will Eventually Go Back to Being Normal-Bad Again
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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February 10, 2020America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack