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All posts tagged
capitalism
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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December 21, 2018List: Classic Christmas Stories, Updated for Late-Stage Capitalism
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November 12, 2018Our Company Is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses
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February 5, 2018Rejected Black History Month-Themed Super Bowl Commercials
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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May 31, 2017I Don’t Normally Get Political On Here But Today’s the Day We’re Toppling the Capitalist System and Starting That Class War
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March 16, 2017Monologue: I Totally Forgot We Were Supposed to Dismantle Capitalism Today and Now I’m Standing in Line for a Cronut
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October 10, 2016I Want to Apply for the Position of “Rent-Seeking Capitalist”