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All posts tagged
capitalism
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January 28, 2021The Important Thing Is to Keep Blindly Pouring All Your Money into the Stock Market
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January 11, 2021I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
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December 16, 2020I Wholeheartedly Reject the Capitalist System, But…
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June 3, 2020Black Lives Matter: A Message to Our Customers from Commerce Corp
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March 26, 2020As Bad As the COVID-19 Crisis Is Now, Life Will Eventually Go Back to Being Normal-Bad Again
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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February 10, 2020America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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December 21, 2018Classic Christmas Stories, Updated for Late-Stage Capitalism
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November 12, 2018Our Company Is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days