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All posts tagged
capitalism
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 7, 2023For Just Forty Hours a Week of Intense Work Outside Your Full-Time Job, You Too Can Make Passive Income
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August 18, 2023Common Workplace Expressions That Are Actually Quite Problematic
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June 6, 2023Our Lemonade Stand Is Powered by AI
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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June 1, 2023You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right
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May 8, 2023It Was Hard to Start This New Business with the Millions I Made from My Previous Business
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September 8, 2022My Remote Job Gives Me the Freedom to Displace People All Over the World
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August 30, 2022Capitalism Gives Me the Freedom to Pursue as Many Side Gigs as I Want to Pay Off My Increasing Bills And Loans
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home