All posts tagged
cell-phones
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June 25, 2018The Best Wireless Plans for Racist White Women
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March 10, 2016Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Should You Get Your Kid a Cellphone? A Guide
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September 3, 2014I Only Use My Smartphone for Work, Email, and Embezzling Money from a Small Charity Organization
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November 7, 2013A Prayer for Lost Phones
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September 10, 2013My New Phone Kicks Ass
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February 11, 2011Upgrade to iSpouse 4
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September 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: AT&T sucks something awful. / They’re terrible. / Spotty service really tests my heart rate. / Text messages = horrible. / AT&T, stop sucking. / The iPhone’s not enough
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August 26, 2010List: Literary Ringtones
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April 21, 2010Monologue: The Guy Who Lost the New iPhone Apologizes to His Team
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October 21, 2009Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 21, 2018The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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August 21, 2018I Am the Universe, and Humans Are Correctly Interpreting My Signs
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