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All posts tagged
cell-phones
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June 25, 2018The Best Wireless Plans for Racist White Women
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March 10, 2016Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Should You Get Your Kid a Cellphone? A Guide
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September 3, 2014I Only Use My Smartphone for Work, Email, and Embezzling Money from a Small Charity Organization
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November 7, 2013A Prayer for Lost Phones
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September 10, 2013My New Phone Kicks Ass
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February 11, 2011Upgrade to iSpouse 4
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September 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: AT&T sucks something awful. / They’re terrible. / Spotty service really tests my heart rate. / Text messages = horrible. / AT&T, stop sucking. / The iPhone’s not enough
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August 26, 2010Literary Ringtones
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April 21, 2010The Guy Who Lost the New iPhone Apologizes to His Team
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October 21, 2009Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director