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cell-phones

June 25, 2018

The Best Wireless Plans for Racist White Women

by Casey Rand
March 10, 2016

Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Should You Get Your Kid a Cellphone? A Guide

by Amy Fusselman
September 3, 2014

I Only Use My Smartphone for Work, Email, and Embezzling Money from a Small Charity Organization

by Matt Reimann
November 7, 2013

A Prayer for Lost Phones

by Lee Klein
September 10, 2013

My New Phone Kicks Ass

by Jim Tatalias
February 11, 2011

Upgrade to iSpouse 4

by Michele Starkey
September 14, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: AT&T sucks something awful. / They’re terrible. / Spotty service really tests my heart rate. / Text messages = horrible. / AT&T, stop sucking. / The iPhone’s not enough

by Kent Woodyard
August 26, 2010

List: Literary Ringtones

by Daniel O'Keefe
April 21, 2010

Monologue: The Guy Who Lost the New iPhone Apologizes to His Team

by Rupinder Gill
October 21, 2009

Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous

by Jamie Allen

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

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by Gwen Thomas
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Monologue: Hi, I’m an Empath Now

by Melanie LaForce
February 20, 2019

Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

by Sheri Flanders