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children
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June 16, 2017The Art of Hosting: Bar and Bat Mitzvahs, Christenings and Confirmations
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June 1, 2017Seven Words I Would Have Children S-P-E-L-L If I Were Running the National Spelling Bee
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May 22, 2017People My Five-Year-Old Wants to Play With on the Playground
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April 27, 2017Take Your Kid to Work Day Reports from Greek Mythology
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April 24, 201710 Sociopathic Traits to Nurture in Your Child for Huge Success
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February 24, 2017An Open Letter to the Afternoon Nap My Child Has Given Up
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October 17, 2016It Takes a Village of 9- and 11-Year-Old Girls to Raise My Child
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June 22, 2016Five Ways to Help a Mother Whose Child is Having a Meltdown in Aisle 14
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March 10, 2016Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Should You Get Your Kid a Cellphone? A Guide
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February 24, 2016Reasons Your Child May Be Repeatedly Yelling “Mom!” from the Top of the Stairs
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