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All posts tagged
clowns
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August 14, 2019R U Down 2 Klown?
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September 11, 2017Why I’m Leaving Derry, Maine — A Medium Post
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April 13, 2016Monologue: I’m Not Going to Stop Being a Birthday Clown Just Because My Name Also Happens to Be John Wayne Gacy
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January 18, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Captain Unicycle’s Blog!
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July 25, 2011The Birthday Clown Consortium Price Guide
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August 6, 2008Dionysus: Party Clown
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June 20, 2008Krazy Kris
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June 24, 2004Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I’m Your Trumpet-Playing Gorilla: An Interview with Brian Wishnefsky, a.k.a. Sparky the Clown
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October 27, 2003Creepy Clown under the Bed’s Telepathic Message to Child in Bed, Age Five and a Half
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes