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corporations
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May 20, 2013The Start-Up Ride Stops Here
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May 8, 2013A Message to Shareholders About Our New $70 Million Purchase of “Elevator Pass.”
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May 3, 2013Work from H.O.M.E
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January 11, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Canada’s bloated, openly-apathetic government makes America’s entrenched, debt-frenzied Congress seem somewhat competent…”
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May 4, 2011In the Beginning, There Was a Vaguely Defined Business Model
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October 5, 2006Your Corporate Store
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April 19, 2001Corporate Mascots: Their Stunning Secrets Revealed
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April 18, 2001Reflections On Bill Clinton’s First Year Of Work.
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January 10, 2000Terms That Corporate America Should Consider Using in Place of “Going Forward.”
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 10, 2024Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell
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October 10, 2024The Topeka Witches Coven Answers Questions about the Upcoming Union Vote to Join the United Auto Workers
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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October 9, 2024270 Reasons: Because the American Experiment Is on the Defensive