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All posts tagged
corporations
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April 29, 2021We’re Acquiring Your Company, But Don’t Worry, It’ll Be Weeks Before You’re Laid Off
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100% Carbon-Free By the Year 3000
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April 7, 2021The Only Acceptable Form of Free Speech Is Giving Me Money
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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July 10, 2020We at Anthropologie Will Be the Harbingers of Racial Justice
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June 25, 2020An Industry Leader Models Advocating for Equity
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June 3, 2020Black Lives Matter: A Message to Our Customers from Commerce Corp
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May 29, 2020We Need to Protect the True Victims of Civil Unrest: Big Box Chain Stores
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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April 26, 2019There Are So Many Great People at This Horrific Company!
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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May 12, 2021I’m Skipping the Second Dose of the COVID Vaccine Because I’m an Insufferable Centrist
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May 11, 2021Bow Down to Me, Pathetic Mortals, For I Have a Loud Engine
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May 11, 2021Philly Is Your Friend from College Who Will Always Be Three Credits Shy of Graduating
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May 11, 2021The Thin Blue Line Flag: The Artist’s FAQ