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All posts tagged
corporations
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September 6, 2024Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?
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January 10, 2024Shit, Looks Like Our Product Very Literally “Revolutionized the Industry”
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December 1, 2023We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me
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August 18, 2023Common Workplace Expressions That Are Actually Quite Problematic
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June 6, 2023To Celebrate Pride, We’re Proud to Color In Our Logo for a Month
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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March 1, 2023How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?
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October 25, 2022You’re Not Going to Believe This, but We Here at Adidas Completely Missed Kanye’s Recent Antisemitic Activity
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August 16, 2022About Our New Corporate Bloodletting Program
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool