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All posts tagged
corporations
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April 26, 2019There Are So Many Great People at This Horrific Company!
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March 6, 2019Our Company’s New Wellness Program Is In No Way an Attempt to Further Shoulder the Healthcare Burden On You, Our Lowliest Employees
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February 6, 2019Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure
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November 12, 2018Our Company Is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses
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September 19, 2018How to Look Like You’re Trying to End Sexual Harassment
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December 1, 2017Why, Despite Our Media Company’s Record Growth, I Have Been Forced to Lay Off 40% of My Staff
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July 17, 2017Abolishing Net Neutrality is Anti-American and Also Would Cut Into My Profit Margin
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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January 26, 2017It’s Hard to Describe What We Do Here at Goldman Sachs, So Let’s Just Say We Take Money From the Poor and Give It to the Rich
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand