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corporations
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November 12, 2018Our Company Is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses
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September 19, 2018How to Look Like You’re Trying to End Sexual Harassment
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December 1, 2017Why, Despite Our Media Company’s Record Growth, I Have Been Forced to Lay Off 40% of My Staff
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July 17, 2017Abolishing Net Neutrality is Anti-American and Also Would Cut Into My Profit Margin
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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January 26, 2017It’s Hard to Describe What We Do Here at Goldman Sachs, So Let’s Just Say We Take Money From the Poor and Give It to the Rich
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January 23, 2017Monologue: I Bring the Soul-Defiling Spirit of True Norwegian Black Metal to Our Corporate Office Environment
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December 23, 2016Wells Fargo is Pleased to Announce Its Brand New Reputation
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December 21, 2016
A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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November 14, 2018Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Revised for Modern Civilization
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November 13, 2018So, You’re About to Turn 40: A Memo From Your Media or Tech Company’s HR Department
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 13, 2018Thanks for Sharing Your Unsolicited and Negative Opinion On the Internet!