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May 29, 2020We Need to Protect the True Victims of Civil Unrest: Big Box Chain Stores
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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April 26, 2019There Are So Many Great People at This Horrific Company!
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March 6, 2019Our Company’s New Wellness Program Is In No Way an Attempt to Further Shoulder the Healthcare Burden On You, Our Lowliest Employees
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February 6, 2019Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure
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November 12, 2018Our Company Is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses
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September 19, 2018How to Look Like You’re Trying to End Sexual Harassment
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December 1, 2017Why, Despite Our Media Company’s Record Growth, I Have Been Forced to Lay Off 40% of My Staff
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July 17, 2017Abolishing Net Neutrality is Anti-American and Also Would Cut Into My Profit Margin
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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