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All posts tagged
corporations
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January 23, 2017I Bring the Soul-Defiling Spirit of True Norwegian Black Metal to Our Corporate Office Environment
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December 23, 2016Wells Fargo is Pleased to Announce Its Brand New Reputation
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December 21, 2016A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop
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December 13, 2016Greeting Cards for Multinational Corporations
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October 13, 2016Marketing Tag Lines of American Universities, Paired With Other, Non-University Corporations
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February 18, 2016The Devil’s Workshop Undergoes Corporate Restructuring
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July 23, 2015An Open Letter to the Fracking Industry
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May 8, 2014Corporate Time Equivalents
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May 20, 2013The Start-Up Ride Stops Here
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May 8, 2013A Message to Shareholders About Our New $70 Million Purchase of “Elevator Pass.”
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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