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All posts tagged
corporations
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April 26, 2019There Are So Many Great People at This Horrific Company!
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March 6, 2019Our Company’s New Wellness Program Is In No Way an Attempt to Further Shoulder the Healthcare Burden On You, Our Lowliest Employees
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February 6, 2019Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure
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November 12, 2018Our Company Is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses
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September 19, 2018How to Look Like You’re Trying to End Sexual Harassment
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December 1, 2017Why, Despite Our Media Company’s Record Growth, I Have Been Forced to Lay Off 40% of My Staff
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July 17, 2017Abolishing Net Neutrality is Anti-American and Also Would Cut Into My Profit Margin
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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January 26, 2017It’s Hard to Describe What We Do Here at Goldman Sachs, So Let’s Just Say We Take Money From the Poor and Give It to the Rich
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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