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corruption
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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September 27, 2024A Letter to Indicted New York City Mayor Eric Adams from Joey, King of the Rats
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August 3, 2023Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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January 11, 2021I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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July 11, 2019Rat Infestation Problem? Call Pelosi and Company Exterminators to Hear What We Won’t Do
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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November 7, 2018We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate
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November 6, 2018Don’t Worry About the Laughing Skull On the Voting Machines
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