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corruption

September 27, 2024

A Letter to Indicted New York City Mayor Eric Adams from Joey, King of the Rats

by Emily Flake
August 3, 2023

Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani

by Sarah Rosenshine
March 29, 2021

I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting

by Carlos Greaves
January 11, 2021

I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here

by Andrew Singleton
September 25, 2019

A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur

by Andrew Paul
July 11, 2019

Rat Infestation Problem? Call Pelosi and Company Exterminators to Hear What We Won’t Do

by Anthony Sams
March 25, 2019

Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!

by Walter Carson
November 7, 2018

We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate

by Harmony Cox
November 6, 2018

Don’t Worry About the Laughing Skull On the Voting Machines

by Sam Kimelman

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September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 30, 2024

Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”

by Jane G.
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 2, 2024

JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars

by Sam Woods

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October 11, 2024

I Wish I Went Before Mary Shelley in This Storytelling Contest

by Mike Drucker
October 11, 2024

270 Reasons: Because Kamala Harris Can Say the Word “Abortion”

by Lauren Groff
October 11, 2024

Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
October 10, 2024

Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell

by Martin Nolan