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All posts tagged
coworkers
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October 4, 2016Wedding Vows to My Work Wife
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June 23, 2016
Short Existentialist Plays Starring You and Your Coworkers -
August 21, 2015An Open Letter to My Coworker, Who After Learning I Have a College Degree, Asked, “Why Do You Work Here Then?”
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January 22, 2015Your Coworker Dave’s Recent Contributions, Ranked by Effectiveness
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October 14, 2011An Open Letter to the Colleague Who Said “Well, You Weren’t That Close to Him Anyway” After I Told Her My Father Died
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March 11, 2011Dave’s Coworkers Attempt to Figure Out What He’d Like for His Birthday
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October 26, 2010A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory
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August 31, 2010A Father Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Scatter His Ashes On Top of All the Places That This Asshole He Knows From Work Is Going to Have His Ashes Scattered
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April 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: People say alcoholism is a sickness. Pssh. Not at all! Jack Daniels frappuccinos, Everclear cookies, amaretto ’n cereal… sounds awesome!
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August 20, 2005An Open Letter to a Guy I Work With Who Always Comes Into My Office to Tell Me He Sent Me an Email Right After He Sends Me an Email
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056 -
January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency