coworkers

I Work at the Desk Next to You, and Did You Know I Just Saved Fifteen Seconds Using Keyboard Shortcuts?

Thanks, Cindy, for Making Eye Contact Through the Bathroom Stall and Making It Super Awkward During the Department Productivity Meeting

Wedding Vows to My Work Wife

Short Existentialist Plays Starring You and Your Coworkers

An Open Letter to My Coworker, Who After Learning I Have a College Degree, Asked, “Why Do You Work Here Then?”


Your Coworker Dave’s Recent Contributions, Ranked by Effectiveness

An Open Letter to the Colleague Who Said “Well, You Weren’t That Close to Him Anyway” After I Told Her My Father Died

Dave’s Coworkers Attempt to Figure Out What He’d Like for His Birthday

A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory

A Father Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Scatter His Ashes On Top of All the Places That This Asshole He Knows From Work Is Going to Have His Ashes Scattered