coworkers

List: Your Coworker Dave’s Recent Contributions, Ranked by Effectiveness

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Colleague Who Said “Well, You Weren’t That Close to Him Anyway” After I Told Her My Father Died

Dave’s Coworkers Attempt to Figure Out What He’d Like for His Birthday

Monologue: A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory

Monologue: A Father Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Scatter His Ashes On Top of All the Places That This Asshole He Knows From Work Is Going to Have His Ashes Scattered

Non-Essential Mnemonics: People say alcoholism is a sickness. Pssh. Not at all! Jack Daniels frappuccinos, Everclear cookies, amaretto ’n cereal… sounds awesome!

Open Letter: An Open Letter to a Guy I Work With Who Always Comes Into My Office to Tell Me He Sent Me an Email Right After He Sends Me an Email

List: What to Think About When Two “Grown Adults” Come and Complain to You About How They Cannot Get Along With Each Other at Work

List: What I Thought a Co-worker Meant When She Said “I Hope Things Don’t Get Weird” After We Had Sex, and What She Really Meant, It Turns Out

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Attractive Coworker at the Pool