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All posts tagged
dialogues
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May 13, 2002Dialogue Spoken by Al Pacino During Pre-Production Character Development Exercises for Scent of a Woman
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May 13, 2002A Workplace Play
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May 6, 2002Whatever Is Will Be Unsigned
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January 23, 2002A Questioning of Aspects
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December 10, 2001Horrible Child
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October 31, 2001What Women Want
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August 16, 200115 Second Theater Proudly Presents “The Cocktail Hour” And “Father Of The Year.”
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August 15, 2001Crossing Over
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August 2, 2001Artificial Beckett, Or, How I Used The Second Chapter Of “Murphy” To Befuddle My Ex Girlfriend With Instant Messages
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July 27, 2001The Tyranny Of Water
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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