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All posts tagged
dialogues
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May 13, 2002Dialogue Spoken by Al Pacino During Pre-Production Character Development Exercises for Scent of a Woman
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May 13, 2002A Workplace Play
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May 6, 2002Whatever Is Will Be Unsigned
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January 23, 2002A Questioning of Aspects
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December 10, 2001Horrible Child
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October 31, 2001What Women Want
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August 16, 200115 Second Theater Proudly Presents “The Cocktail Hour” And “Father Of The Year.”
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August 15, 2001Crossing Over
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August 2, 2001Artificial Beckett, Or, How I Used The Second Chapter Of “Murphy” To Befuddle My Ex Girlfriend With Instant Messages
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July 27, 2001The Tyranny Of Water
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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