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March 5, 2024The Supreme Court Rules You Cannot “Stop Hitting Yourself, Stop Hitting Yourself”
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March 4, 2024If They Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Taken Out More Student Loans
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February 26, 2024Life Begins at Conception, Unless It’s an Election Year
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February 21, 2024Morrissey or Trump?
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February 19, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016
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February 2, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: Why Donald Trump Never Apologizes
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January 31, 2024Starting a Holy War Against Taylor Swift Is a Surefire Way to Get Trump Reelected
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January 24, 20242024 Presidential Election Cheat Sheet
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January 16, 2024I Just Caught Up with Everything After Waking from an Eight-Year Coma, and You’re Telling Me He Could Be Elected Again?
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December 21, 2023We Wrote Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment, and We Damn Well Meant What We Said
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