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November 16, 2022What I Would Tell My Five-Year-Old If He Said the Things Trump Said In His Speech Announcing His Run for President in 2024
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November 4, 2022I Pledge to Accept the Results of the Election as Long as I Win
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October 5, 2022Even If Trump Goes to Prison, We Will Remain Steadfast in Our Plans to Completely Fuck Shit Up
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July 7, 2022Wait, You Can Just Make Your Leader “Step Down”?
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June 28, 2022I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear
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May 12, 2022Please Don’t Make Me Write a Think Piece about How Unbanning Trump from Twitter Would Actually Be a Triumph for Freedom
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March 25, 2022Ginni Thomas and Mark Meadows Conspire via Text to Stop Kid Who Said the Emperor Had No Clothes
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February 28, 2022I Don’t Speak on Behalf of Other Politicians, Which Is a Practice I Definitely Didn’t Just Make Up to Avoid Talking about Trump Praising Putin
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February 11, 2022The Totally Normal and Perfectly Legal Ways We Stored Official White House Documents
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January 27, 2022Bombshell Report on One of the Many Ongoing Trump Investigations Mad Libs
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