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All posts tagged
elizabeth-warren
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March 5, 2020I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary Clinton and Now Believe That Elizabeth Warren Is Responsible for the Collapse of the Republic
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March 3, 2020I Just Don’t Think a Trump Has What It Takes to Be President
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February 20, 2020Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s Running In the Democratic Primary?”
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 14, 2019Elizabeth Warren Is an Existential Danger to Our Democracy, by Alexander “Lex” Luthor
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October 16, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Dumb Questions
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September 19, 2019Use This Acrostic to Help Determine Your Electability
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June 27, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Tries to Speak Spanish
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April 23, 2019Putting a Safety Rail Around Our Zoo’s Tiger Pit Would Be a Slap In the Face to All the People Who Previously Fell Into the Pit and Got Mauled
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February 11, 20198 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
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