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All posts tagged
elizabeth-warren
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March 5, 2020I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary Clinton and Now Believe That Elizabeth Warren Is Responsible for the Collapse of the Republic
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March 3, 2020I Just Don’t Think a Trump Has What It Takes to Be President
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February 20, 2020Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s Running In the Democratic Primary?”
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November 14, 2019Elizabeth Warren Is an Existential Danger to Our Democracy, by Alexander “Lex” Luthor
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October 16, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Dumb Questions
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September 19, 2019Use This Acrostic to Help Determine Your Electability
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June 27, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Tries to Speak Spanish
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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April 23, 2019Putting a Safety Rail Around Our Zoo’s Tiger Pit Would Be a Slap in the Face to All the People Who Previously Fell into the Pit and Got Mauled
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February 11, 20198 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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December 7, 2023Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
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December 11, 2023We Are Wirecutter, and Last Winter We Sent Eighty-Six Reporters to Test Fifteen Hundred Artificial Christmas Trees. Twelve Haven’t Returned
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December 11, 2023Hungover Bear and Friends: Dream Big
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December 11, 2023Everything a Barber Could Do During a Haircut Before I Speak Up
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December 8, 2023Inflation Is High, So I’m Voting for Gork the Merciless