"How electable is Elizabeth Warren, anyway?” — Jonathan Chait, New York Magazine

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Ever make a racist, bigoted, and xenophobic claim that a president couldn’t have been born in the United States?

Looks like your presidential campaign is gaining some heat but the public wants to see your tax returns. Do you absolutely refuse to release them despite it being the norm of every presidential nominee from both parties since Republican nominee Gerald Ford in 1976?

EgyptAir Flight 804 goes missing from radar. Twelve hours after the incident occurs, do you tell your supporters at a campaign rally that the missing plane was absolutely an act of terrorism by saying, “A plane got blown out of the sky. And if anybody thinks it wasn’t blown out of the sky, you’re 100% wrong.”?

Climate change is something created “by and for the Chinese.” Do you believe this statement to be true?

There is a woman standing in front of you. You are famous; she is female. Do you grab her pussy?

A reporter asks you a question on the campaign trail that you do not like. Do you mock their disability?

Bet you would never make a joke at a rally that suggests your opposing candidate be assassinated. Or would you?

Like, would you EVER think about calling Meryl Streep one of the most overrated actresses in Hollywood? Seriously? Could you really imagine doing this? How?!

Every person has the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, regardless of race, religion, gender identity, sexual orientation, ethnicity, political affiliation, income, birthplace, or hand size. Do you disagree?

If you answered “Yes” to any of the above questions, then Congratulations! You are wildly electable and we look forward to seeing you hold the highest office in the United States of America.

If you answered any of the above with “WTF” or “Obviously not” or stopped reading after the first question then it’s hard to say. You might still be electable. Maybe. Hopefully you’re not a woman.