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All posts tagged
election-2020
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 9, 2019Monologue: Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 18, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Dating Apps Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 17, 2019Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism
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April 10, 2019To Stop Trump in 2020, Democrats Have to Stop Infighting and Unite Behind Crabby, the Giant Man-Eating Crab
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April 8, 2019Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead
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April 2, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Talking to Your Dad About the 2020 Election
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016