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All posts tagged
presidential-elections
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May 15, 2024Final Exam for the Class “What a Presidential Candidate Can and Cannot Survive, Apparently” Taught by Howard Dean
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April 5, 2024The 2044 Election Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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September 19, 2019Use This Acrostic to Help Determine Your Electability
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May 9, 2019Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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February 11, 20198 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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February 7, 2017We Have to Accept That the New England Patriots Are Super Bowl Champions
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November 3, 2016The Last Time the Chicago Cubs Won the World Series
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October 24, 2016I’m a Person-Shaped Colony of the Measles Virus, and I Want Your Vote!
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian