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All posts tagged
presidential-elections
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November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen
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October 24, 2024So, You’re Addicted to Reading the Polls
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October 17, 2024The Real Thirteen Keys for Winning the White House
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May 15, 2024Final Exam for the Class “What a Presidential Candidate Can and Cannot Survive, Apparently” Taught by Howard Dean
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April 5, 2024The 2044 Election Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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September 19, 2019Use This Acrostic to Help Determine Your Electability
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May 9, 2019Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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February 11, 20198 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028