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All posts tagged
harry-potter
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December 26, 2019Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee
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October 29, 2019Booing Voldemort at the Triwizard Tournament Demonstrates Hogwarts’ Lack of Civil Discourse
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July 31, 2019I Took the “Discover Your Patronus” Test On Pottermore and Got Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy
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March 18, 2019More Wizard Facts We Wish J.K. Rowling Had Kept to Herself
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September 11, 2018I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters
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August 21, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine
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January 23, 2018Just Because Voldemort Assembled an Army of Warlocks to Destroy All Muggles, It Doesn’t Mean He’s “Anti-Muggle"
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August 8, 2016An Exclusive Excerpt from Harry Potter and the Cursing Child
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June 28, 2016I Was the One Who Bought George Zimmerman’s Gun
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February 15, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: A ‘B’ Student Explains Quidditch to His Professor Before a Very Important Match
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition