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All posts tagged
harry-potter
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March 18, 2019List: More Wizard Facts We Wish J.K. Rowling Had Kept to Herself
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September 11, 2018Monologue: I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters
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August 21, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine
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January 23, 2018Just Because Voldemort Assembled an Army of Warlocks to Destroy All Muggles, It Doesn’t Mean He’s “Anti-Muggle"
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August 8, 2016An Exclusive Excerpt from Harry Potter and the Cursing Child
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June 28, 2016I Was the One Who Bought George Zimmerman’s Gun
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February 15, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: A ‘B’ Student Explains Quidditch to His Professor Before a Very Important Match
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July 24, 2012In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Let Lord Voldemort Start His Own Super PAC
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February 8, 2011The State of Publishing: Young People Are Reading More Than You
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February 4, 2011Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 19: Magic Man
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546