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    Rick Steves Casually Reviews Dangerous Fantasy Locations
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  • July 20, 2021
    Our System Here at the Ministry of Magic Is Alive and Well
    by Bobbie Armstrong
  • March 15, 2020
    An Update Regarding the Opening of the Chamber of Secrets
    by Casey Thayer
  • October 29, 2019
    Booing Voldemort at the Triwizard Tournament Demonstrates Hogwarts’ Lack of Civil Discourse
    by Steve Mullaney
  • October 1, 2019
    Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee
    by Alyse Knorr
  • July 31, 2019
    I Took the “Discover Your Patronus” Test On Pottermore and Got Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy
    by Keith James
  • March 18, 2019
    More Wizard Facts We Wish J.K. Rowling Had Kept to Herself
    by Robin Zlotnick
  • September 11, 2018
    I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters
    by Thea Raymond-Sidel
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