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All posts tagged
harry-potter
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November 18, 2021Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever
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September 30, 2021Rick Steves Casually Reviews Dangerous Fantasy Locations
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August 11, 2021I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My Second Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m on a Train Going to Hogwarts
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July 20, 2021Our System Here at the Ministry of Magic Is Alive and Well
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March 15, 2020An Update Regarding the Opening of the Chamber of Secrets
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October 29, 2019Booing Voldemort at the Triwizard Tournament Demonstrates Hogwarts’ Lack of Civil Discourse
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October 1, 2019Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee
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July 31, 2019I Took the “Discover Your Patronus” Test On Pottermore and Got Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy
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March 18, 2019More Wizard Facts We Wish J.K. Rowling Had Kept to Herself
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September 11, 2018I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers