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  • February 4, 2025
    If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me
    by Daniel O’Brien
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    Situations Where My Particular Set of Skills Would Come in Handy
    by Michelle Cohn
  • December 2, 2022
    Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
    by Audrey Burges
  • March 4, 2022
    If Trans Kids Are Able to Transition…
    by Seth Rubin
  • March 13, 2015
    I’m Teaching My Gym Students Useful Exercises, Not Preparing Them for a Heist
    by Keaton Patti
  • January 29, 2010
    How to Perform a Heist
    by Sarah Walker
  • April 8, 2008
    Reviews of a Struggling Actor’s First Three Bank Heists
    by Matthew Summers-Sparks
  • March 26, 2001
    The Gold Heist: A Third Interview With A Nuclear Physicist.
    by Joshuah Bearman
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