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All posts tagged

heists

March 13, 2015

I’m Teaching My Gym Students Useful Exercises, Not Preparing Them for a Heist

by Keaton Patti
January 29, 2010

Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Heist

by Sarah Walker
April 8, 2008

Reviews of a Struggling Actor’s First Three Bank Heists

by Matthew Summers-Sparks
March 26, 2001

The Gold Heist: A Third Interview With A Nuclear Physicist.

by Joshuah Bearman

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June 13, 2019

Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing

by Chas Gillespie
June 7, 2019

My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah
February 10, 2015

List: What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him

by Mara Wilson
June 11, 2019

Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell

by Kim Windyka

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June 19, 2019

How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style Guide

by Ross Bullen
June 19, 2019

List: Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore

by Lindsay Haber
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These Detention Centers Aren’t Concentration Camps Because Technically Auschwitz Is Trademarked

by Jessica M. Goldstein
June 18, 2019

Scenes from 13 Going on 30 II: Thirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving

by Emma Brewer