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All posts tagged

heists

March 13, 2015

I’m Teaching My Gym Students Useful Exercises, Not Preparing Them for a Heist

by Keaton Patti
January 29, 2010

Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Heist

by Sarah Walker
April 8, 2008

Reviews of a Struggling Actor’s First Three Bank Heists

by Matthew Summers-Sparks
March 26, 2001

The Gold Heist: A Third Interview With A Nuclear Physicist.

by Joshuah Bearman

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May 18, 2020

I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

by Emily Flake
October 20, 2020

Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

by Taylor Kay Phillips, Casey Rand, Sasha Stewart, and Kate Villa
October 9, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 27, 2020

949 Topics to Discuss With Undecided Voters

by Dave Eggers

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October 29, 2020

For the Voter Who Knows It Doesn’t Matter

by Jonathan Nathan
October 29, 2020

For the Voter Who Gets Called Black — But Has Always Been a Ghost

by Juliette Givhan
October 29, 2020

We Are Random Capitalizations, Words in ALL CAPS, and Incorrect Punctuation and We Endorse Joe Biden for President

by Rob Baker
October 29, 2020

The Tell-Tale Biological Clock

by Amy Estes