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All posts tagged
horror
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October 31, 2017Fear-Inspired Lingo for the Horror Show Known as Dating
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September 11, 2017Why I’m Leaving Derry, Maine — A Medium Post
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August 3, 2017Employee’s Reply-All Response to a Company-Wide Email Chain That Was Sent Out By Accident or Last Words Spoken Before Death in a Slasher Film?
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May 23, 2017Casting Call for Universal’s Rebooted Sexy Lady Monster Universe
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March 28, 2017Horror Movies for Introverts
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November 23, 2016How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft
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November 17, 2016Look, All I’m Saying Is Let’s At Least Give Nyarlathotep a Chance
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October 31, 2016Reminders for Our Upcoming Team-Building Trip to the Forest of the Damned
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October 31, 2016I Don’t Know What That Book Was Talking About, My Pet Sematary is Great!
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October 31, 20167 Ways Your Last Relationship Resembles a Slasher Film
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