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All posts tagged
infectious-diseases
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May 13, 2020Introducing Coviday
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April 29, 2020New Greetings to Replace the Handshake
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April 28, 2020I Went Back In Time to Stop All This, But I Ended Up Giving It to Everyone Way Earlier, and Now It’s a Lot Worse
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April 6, 2020The Tongue Boys Will NOT Be Canceling the Spring Saliva Licktacular
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April 3, 2020Seven Tips to Avoid the Coronavirus Now That You Live Among the Mole People
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March 24, 202015 Essential Slack Channels for Quarantined Families
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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March 19, 2020Franz Kafka’s MasterClass On Social Distancing
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March 15, 2020An Update Regarding the Opening of the Chamber of Secrets
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March 12, 2020Pharaoh Decrees: “The Plagues Will Go Away On Their Own”
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf