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All posts tagged
jobs
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September 24, 2004How to Tell If Your Employer Has You Under Surveillance
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July 13, 2004An Open Letter to My Boss, Who Was Recently Fired
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June 1, 2004Talking Points for People Who Serve as My Professional References
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October 21, 2003Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs
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October 10, 2003Things for Which I Was Either Reprimanded or Outright Suspended Without Pay When I Was a Teenage Universal Studios Hollywood Tour Guide in the Late Eighties
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October 3, 2003Alphabetical Listing of the Occupations of the People Running for Governor of California (As Listed on the “Official Sample Ballot”)
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August 21, 2003Sestina: Attn: Human Resources
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November 21, 2002Part of ‘P’ and All of ‘Q’ and ‘R’ in the Jobs and Occupations Index of the “Word in Life Study Bible.”
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October 18, 2002He Wasn’t There
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October 15, 2002Contents of the Useless Courier Bag I Took to This Job Interview Just to Avoid Being Empty-Handed
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack