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All posts tagged
losers
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January 22, 2024A Tribute to a Fallen Culture Warrior
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January 4, 2021Please, Sir, I Want 11,780 More Votes
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December 11, 2020Daily COVID Deaths in the U.S. Now Surpass the Death Toll of 9/11, But That’s Fine Because 106 Republican Lawmakers Support Overturning the Election
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November 27, 2020I Won Thanksgiving!
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November 19, 2020He Lost
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November 16, 2020Donald and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Election
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February 28, 2020Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
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November 28, 2017We’re Only $100,000 Worth of Disguises Away From Taking Down the Liberal Mainstream Media
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June 13, 2017Chopped Losers
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April 10, 2017It’s Absurd That Mitch McConnell Has Proposed We Disband the Senate, and Why I, John McCain, Am Voting for It Anyway
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian