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All posts tagged
losers
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January 4, 2021Please, Sir, I Want 11,780 More Votes
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December 11, 2020Daily COVID Deaths in the U.S. Now Surpass the Death Toll of 9/11, But That’s Fine Because 106 Republican Lawmakers Support Overturning the Election
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November 27, 2020I Won Thanksgiving!
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November 19, 2020He Lost
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November 16, 2020Donald and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Election
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February 28, 2020Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
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November 28, 2017We’re Only $100,000 Worth of Disguises Away From Taking Down the Liberal Mainstream Media
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June 13, 2017Chopped Losers
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April 10, 2017It’s Absurd That Mitch McConnell Has Proposed We Disband the Senate, and Why I, John McCain, Am Voting for It Anyway
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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December 2, 2023“Just Say the Word, and I’ll Bring My Whole Heart to Anything”: Remembering Gabe Hudson
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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December 1, 2023We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole
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November 30, 2023A Garnet Hill Lady Does MDMA