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All posts tagged
losers
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January 4, 2021Please, Sir, I Want 11,780 More Votes
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December 11, 2020Daily COVID Deaths in the U.S. Now Surpass the Death Toll of 9/11, But That’s Fine Because 106 Republican Lawmakers Support Overturning the Election
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November 27, 2020I Won Thanksgiving!
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November 19, 2020He Lost
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November 16, 2020Donald and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Election
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February 28, 2020Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
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November 28, 2017We’re Only $100,000 Worth of Disguises Away From Taking Down the Liberal Mainstream Media
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June 13, 2017Chopped Losers
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April 10, 2017It’s Absurd That Mitch McConnell Has Proposed We Disband the Senate, and Why I, John McCain, Am Voting for It Anyway
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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May 27, 2022On the Eighth Day, God Was Asked to Come Back to the Office Because Red Flags Were Raised with Certain Elements of His Work
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May 27, 2022Starcourt Mall is Closing
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May 26, 2022Yes, You Caught Me. I’m Trans Because It’s the Trendy New Thing to Legislate Against
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May 26, 2022We Would Love to Consider You For This Job We Have Already Filled