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All posts tagged
losers
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January 4, 2021Please, Sir, I Want 11,780 More Votes
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December 11, 2020Daily COVID Deaths in the U.S. Now Surpass the Death Toll of 9/11, But That’s Fine Because 106 Republican Lawmakers Support Overturning the Election
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November 27, 2020I Won Thanksgiving!
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November 19, 2020He Lost
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November 16, 2020Donald and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Election
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February 28, 2020Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
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November 28, 2017We’re Only $100,000 Worth of Disguises Away From Taking Down the Liberal Mainstream Media
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June 13, 2017Chopped Losers
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April 10, 2017It’s Absurd That Mitch McConnell Has Proposed We Disband the Senate, and Why I, John McCain, Am Voting for It Anyway
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation