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All posts tagged
melania-trump
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September 17, 2020Daphne du Maurier’s Melania — A Gothic Tale of Mystery and Suspense for 2020
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November 28, 2018Secret Service Emergency Response Protocol 1434M: If the First Lady Is Attacked by Demonically Possessed Christmas Trees
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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June 22, 2018Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
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May 31, 2018It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!
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May 25, 2018What Trump Talks About When He Talks About Love
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May 8, 2018I Am Al Capone’s Wife and I’d Like to Unveil My New Platform to Combat Organized Crime Among Children
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 4, 2017Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas Decorations
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 26, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 949 -
October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 28, 2020Political Fundraising Emails From Middle-earth
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October 28, 2020In This House, We Believe…
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October 28, 2020
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October 28, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family