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November 28, 2018Secret Service Emergency Response Protocol 1434M: If the First Lady Is Attacked by Demonically Possessed Christmas Trees
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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June 22, 2018Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
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May 31, 2018It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!
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May 25, 2018What Trump Talks About When He Talks About Love
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May 8, 2018I Am Al Capone’s Wife and I’d Like to Unveil My New Platform to Combat Organized Crime Among Children
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 4, 2017Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas Decorations
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June 29, 2017Melania Trump’s Tips for Combatting Cyberbullying
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