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    Secret Service Emergency Response Protocol 1434M: If the First Lady Is Attacked by Demonically Possessed Christmas Trees
    by Susan Schorn
  • October 12, 2018
    I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
    by Bob Vulfov
  • June 22, 2018
    Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
    by Alexandra Petri and Jessica M. Goldstein
  • May 31, 2018
    Monologue: It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!
    by Robin Zlotnick
  • May 25, 2018
    What Trump Talks About When He Talks About Love
    by Terry Heyman
  • May 8, 2018
    I Am Al Capone’s Wife and I’d Like to Unveil My New Platform to Combat Organized Crime Among Children
    by Bob Vulfov
  • April 4, 2018
    Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
    by David Bradley Isenberg
  • January 3, 2018
    Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
    by Matthew Disler
  • December 4, 2017
    List: Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas Decorations
    by Rebecca Turkewitz
  • June 29, 2017
    Melania Trump’s Tips for Combatting Cyberbullying
    by Melissa Pelletier
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