mnemonics

Non-Essential Mnemonics: AT&T sucks something awful. / They’re terrible. / Spotty service really tests my heart rate. / Text messages = horrible. / AT&T, stop sucking. / The iPhone’s not enough

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Juggling children and acting can make life hectic.”

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Quit Bitching About World Cup Loss

Non-Essential Mnemonics: IKEA, Amazon, Target, Johnson & Bachman — Attorneys at Law, Big Lots, LEGO, Verizon, AT&T

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Stop crying. Never cross Stevie Wonder. Muzzle that hurtful, nasty woman: Pelosi. Nuke Moscow. Soooooo overdue. Never trust Malaysian geishas to giggle well. They giggle horribly. After Clinton, this nation didn’t fix itself. I fixed it!

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Clinton and Monica Did… Stuff. Conservative Americans Got Angry. Britney Became a Sex Symbol/Pretend virgin. Creed Concerts Almost Rocked. Justin Bieber Was Born

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Bam

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Teacher, gunslinger, magician, intrepid bohemian, lover, cartoonist, and king.”

Non-Essential Mnemonics: People say alcoholism is a sickness. Pssh. Not at all! Jack Daniels frappuccinos, Everclear cookies, amaretto ’n cereal… sounds awesome!