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August 3, 2023Really? You’re Too Good for Our Newsletter? Wow
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January 9, 2023O! I Cannot Elude My Destiny: I Must Write the Department Newsletter
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June 3, 2021Why Do You Want to Unsubscribe? WHY?!
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January 6, 2021Bridgerton’s Lady Whistledown Is Pleased to Announce She Is Joining Substack
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November 22, 2019If You Ever Want to See Your Grandchild Again, You’ll Subscribe to Our New Streaming Network
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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October 11, 2018Click “No” If You’d Like Us to Guilt Trip You For Not Subscribing to Our Newsletter
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August 16, 2016Charles Bukowski’s Email Newsletter Subject Lines
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March 15, 2012Thank You for Attempting to Unsubscribe
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September 2, 2010The San Diego Snake Company’s September Newsletter
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking