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All posts tagged
politics
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September 1, 2020I’m Back In a Relationship With FiveThirtyEight’s Elections Forecast Model, But This Time I Swear He’s Changed
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August 31, 2020As Democrats, We Must Protect and Uplift People of Means
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August 19, 2020Schedule of Speakers for the 2020 Republican National Convention
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August 12, 2020I Don’t Hate Black or Women Candidates, But Kamala Harris Is Running for Vice President and My Head Just Exploded
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June 24, 2020If You Don’t Donate $2 to My Campaign In the Next 16 Minutes, I’ll Be Forced to Dive Head First In Front of This Rickshaw
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March 16, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Been a Fever Dream
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March 5, 2020I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary Clinton and Now Believe That Elizabeth Warren Is Responsible for the Collapse of the Republic
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March 4, 2020I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God
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February 28, 2020Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
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February 24, 2020I Hate Trump’s Awful Policies, But I Love That He’s a Huge Asshole
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 13, 2025Valentine’s Day Guide for the Huberman Lab Listener in Your Life
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February 13, 2025I Vow, from This Day Forward, to Watch Every Episode of Freaks and Geeks with You