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All posts tagged
predictions
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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November 2, 2020Our Election Night 2020 Predictions
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October 18, 2019Magic 8 Ball Answers for Middle Age
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September 5, 2019Predictions for Every NFL Team
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February 22, 2019My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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November 20, 2018FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show
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December 1, 2015The Old Farmer’s Almanac Predicts “We’re All Fucked” This Winter
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September 12, 2013Lesser-Known Prophecies of Nostradamus
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March 4, 2010My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions
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March 25, 2009Cover Stories From the Most-Requested Back Issues of The American Prognosticator (1853—1987)
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?