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All posts tagged
predictions
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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November 2, 2020Our Election Night 2020 Predictions
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October 18, 2019Magic 8 Ball Answers for Middle Age
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September 5, 2019Predictions for Every NFL Team
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February 22, 2019My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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November 20, 2018FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show
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December 1, 2015The Old Farmer’s Almanac Predicts “We’re All Fucked” This Winter
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September 12, 2013Lesser-Known Prophecies of Nostradamus
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March 4, 2010My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions
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March 25, 2009Cover Stories From the Most-Requested Back Issues of The American Prognosticator (1853—1987)
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian