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relationships
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November 7, 2014If the “Sitting in a Tree/K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Song Had Gone on Longer and Been Inspired By My Life
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November 6, 2014An Open Letter to the Adorable Young Couple Leisurely Strolling By As I Frantically Usher My Children into My Rav4
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November 3, 2014Why You Should Not Have Broken Up With Me, According to Various Critical Theories
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August 22, 2014Testomania: How is Your Love Life?
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June 16, 2010See, the Giant Robosquid is a Metaphor for Your Fear of Commitment
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December 6, 2008A Couple of People, a Couple of Problems
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March 10, 2006The Slow and Painful Collapse of a Relationship Over the Course of a Weeklong Vacation As Expressed By The Names Each Partner Gave Their Digital Photos Taken During Said Vacation
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May 10, 2005Dispatches From Couples Therapy
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May 24, 2004What I Actually Mean When I Say I Love You: Thirty Scenarios
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February 11, 2003Top Ten Things I (Not Me) Love About You, Janine (Probably Not You)
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