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relationships
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July 16, 2015Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow
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May 14, 2015Rosetta Stone: Texting with Women Edition
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May 1, 2015A Day at the Nice Guy Races
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February 13, 2015New Rules of Courtly Love
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February 12, 2015Fifty Shadiest Greys
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January 15, 2015New Pay-Per-View Channels
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December 4, 2014I’m Renovating My Kitchen So I Can Start Life Anew With No Regrets
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November 7, 2014If the “Sitting in a Tree/K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Song Had Gone on Longer and Been Inspired By My Life
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November 6, 2014An Open Letter to the Adorable Young Couple Leisurely Strolling By As I Frantically Usher My Children into My Rav4
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November 3, 2014Why You Should Not Have Broken Up With Me, According to Various Critical Theories
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax