relationships

If the “Sitting in a Tree/K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Song Had Gone on Longer and Been Inspired By My Life

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Adorable Young Couple Leisurely Strolling By As I Frantically Usher My Children into My Rav4

Why You Should Not Have Broken Up With Me, According to Various Critical Theories

Testomania: How is Your Love Life?

See, the Giant Robosquid is a Metaphor for Your Fear of Commitment

A Couple of People, a Couple of Problems

The Slow and Painful Collapse of a Relationship Over the Course of a Weeklong Vacation As Expressed By The Names Each Partner Gave Their Digital Photos Taken During Said Vacation

Dispatches From Couples Therapy

List: What I Actually Mean When I Say I Love You: Thirty Scenarios

List: Top Ten Things I (Not Me) Love About You, Janine (Probably Not You)