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relationships
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January 4, 2017List: Post-2016 Election Cosmo Tips for Decoding Your Man
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November 19, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
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October 31, 2016List: 7 Ways Your Last Relationship Resembles a Slasher Film
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August 2, 2016I Love You, But Our Happiness Doesn’t Fit My Personal Brand’s Narrative Strategy
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August 2, 2016List: 10 Arguments For and Against Having Sex Now That We Live Together
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July 29, 2016Super Powers I Wish I Had
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July 13, 2016List: 17 Signs You’re In a Long-Term Relationship With Iced Coffee
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May 23, 2016List: Drinking Games for Long-Term Couples
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April 14, 2016List: Your Cute Wedding Hashtags Twenty Years Later
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March 18, 2016Official Post-Coital Offer Letter
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 16, 2018An Obituary for the Weekend
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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November 16, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”
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November 16, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”