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October 27, 2015I Am Going to Write a Poem Titled “The Mercy of Geography,” and It’s Going to Be About How Unmerciful Geography Is
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September 30, 2015How to Compliment a Woman
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August 17, 2015We Are Now At the Point In This Argument Where I Realize I Am Wrong
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July 16, 2015Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow
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May 14, 2015Rosetta Stone: Texting with Women Edition
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May 1, 2015A Day at the Nice Guy Races
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February 13, 2015New Rules of Courtly Love
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February 12, 2015Fifty Shadiest Greys
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January 15, 2015New Pay-Per-View Channels
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December 4, 2014I’m Renovating My Kitchen So I Can Start Life Anew With No Regrets
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