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All posts tagged
relationships
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July 13, 2016List: 17 Signs You’re In a Long-Term Relationship With Iced Coffee
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May 23, 2016List: Drinking Games for Long-Term Couples
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April 14, 2016List: Your Cute Wedding Hashtags Twenty Years Later
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March 18, 2016Official Post-Coital Offer Letter
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December 17, 2015List: Advanced Stats for Relationships
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December 16, 2015The One Trick ALL WOMEN NEED
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November 16, 2015I Will Always Love You, But Can I Please Have My Stuff Back?
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November 5, 2015A Week of Radically Honest Pillow Talk
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October 27, 2015I Am Going to Write a Poem Titled “The Mercy of Geography,” and It’s Going to Be About How Unmerciful Geography Is
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September 30, 2015List: How to Compliment a Woman
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell