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All posts tagged
relationships
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March 18, 2016Official Post-Coital Offer Letter
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December 17, 2015List: Advanced Stats for Relationships
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December 16, 2015The One Trick ALL WOMEN NEED
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November 16, 2015I Will Always Love You, But Can I Please Have My Stuff Back?
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November 5, 2015A Week of Radically Honest Pillow Talk
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October 27, 2015I Am Going to Write a Poem Titled “The Mercy of Geography,” and It’s Going to Be About How Unmerciful Geography Is
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September 30, 2015List: How to Compliment a Woman
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August 17, 2015We Are Now At the Point In This Argument Where I Realize I Am Wrong
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July 16, 2015List: Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow
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May 14, 2015Rosetta Stone: Texting with Women Edition
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything