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resumes
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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October 26, 2017The Unfortunately Truthful Résumé of a Young Female Professional
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May 23, 201711 Titles Other Than “Freelance Writer” That Are Sure to Impress
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April 18, 2017The Honest Résumé of a Hapless Young Writer
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February 8, 2017Innovative Ways to Say “I Got Coffee” On Your Résumé
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May 24, 2016CV of Personal Failures
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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May 6, 2014Honest Résumé Objectives
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February 5, 2014Things That Would Look Good on Your Résumé
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October 2, 2012A Mediocre Applicant Allows Himself to Stumble Briefly Into a World of Endless Possibility
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