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June 7, 2018

Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up

by Natalie Kopp
October 26, 2017

The Unfortunately Truthful Résumé of a Young Female Professional

by Brittany Webb
May 23, 2017

List: 11 Titles Other Than “Freelance Writer” That Are Sure to Impress

by Laurel Rose Milburn
April 18, 2017

The Honest Résumé of a Hapless Young Writer

by Pat Mullen
February 8, 2017

List: Innovative Ways to Say “I Got Coffee” On Your Résumé

by Olivia Scott
May 24, 2016

CV of Personal Failures

by Casey Kait
February 22, 2016

Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter

by Jacob Rosenberg
May 6, 2014

List: Honest Résumé Objectives

by Lauren Kirby
February 5, 2014

List: Things That Would Look Good on Your Résumé

by Eleni Deacon
October 2, 2012

A Mediocre Applicant Allows Himself to Stumble Briefly Into a World of Endless Possibility

by Joe Hessert

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by Ginny Hogan
February 19, 2019

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by Clancy Tripp
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by Dymir Arthur
February 14, 2019

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by James Folta and Kasey Borger

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by Kimberly Harrington
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