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All posts tagged
resumes
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April 9, 2020My Updated COVID-19 Professional Résumé
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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October 26, 2017The Unfortunately Truthful Résumé of a Young Female Professional
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May 23, 201711 Titles Other Than “Freelance Writer” That Are Sure to Impress
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April 18, 2017The Honest Résumé of a Hapless Young Writer
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February 8, 2017Innovative Ways to Say “I Got Coffee” On Your Résumé
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May 24, 2016CV of Personal Failures
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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May 6, 2014Honest Résumé Objectives
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February 5, 2014Things That Would Look Good on Your Résumé
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones