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All posts tagged
sandwiches
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August 7, 2018List: Pret A Manger’s Menu: Tragic Equivalences
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November 8, 2017How to Make a Sandwich
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July 11, 2017Course Catalog for David Brooks’ Elite Sandwich College
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September 9, 2015Monologue: I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy! I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy!
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August 20, 2014Monologue: A Few Words from Roscoe’s Italian Eatery and Café’s Human Billboard and Doomsayer
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September 4, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: The Year of the Durantwich
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July 3, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: What She’s Having
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June 8, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: El Millor
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May 9, 2012Bandwiches
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May 1, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Double Bypass
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral