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All posts tagged
sandwiches
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January 19, 2022Increasingly Convoluted Rules for Ordering a Philly Cheesesteak Like a Local
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February 8, 2021Welcome to Your New Ham Sandwich. Please Log in to Continue
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August 7, 2018Pret A Manger’s Menu: Tragic Equivalences
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November 8, 2017How to Make a Sandwich
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July 11, 2017Course Catalog for David Brooks’ Elite Sandwich College
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September 9, 2015I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy! I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy!
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August 20, 2014A Few Words from Roscoe’s Italian Eatery and Café’s Human Billboard and Doomsayer
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September 4, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: The Year of the Durantwich
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July 3, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: What She’s Having
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June 8, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: El Millor
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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