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All posts tagged
schools
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December 30, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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December 27, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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December 7, 2022Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode
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September 8, 2022Reminder from Your Child’s School: Tomorrow Is a Super Partial Laughable Early Dismissal Day
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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July 11, 2022Regarding the Recently Passed “Arm the Teachers” Bill
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June 10, 2022We Are Sending an Obscene Amount of Stuff Home with Your Child on the Last Day of School
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June 8, 2022Feeling Wistful as My Daughter Moves on to College Active-Shooter Drills
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March 11, 2022March Madness for Teachers