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schools
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August 17, 2023You Must Teach This New Curriculum with Fidelity
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December 30, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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December 27, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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December 7, 2022Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode
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September 8, 2022Reminder from Your Child’s School: Tomorrow Is a Super Partial Laughable Early Dismissal Day
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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July 11, 2022Regarding the Recently Passed “Arm the Teachers” Bill
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June 10, 2022We Are Sending an Obscene Amount of Stuff Home with Your Child on the Last Day of School
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June 8, 2022Feeling Wistful as My Daughter Moves on to College Active-Shooter Drills
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign