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All posts tagged
schools
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April 4, 2024Parents’ Most Common Stress-Induced Recurring Nightmares About Spirit Week
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January 24, 2024I’m “Flexible Instruction Day,” Formerly Known as “Snow Day”
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August 17, 2023You Must Teach This New Curriculum with Fidelity
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December 7, 2022Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode
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September 8, 2022Reminder from Your Child’s School: Tomorrow Is a Super Partial Laughable Early Dismissal Day
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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July 11, 2022Regarding the Recently Passed “Arm the Teachers” Bill
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June 10, 2022We Are Sending an Obscene Amount of Stuff Home with Your Child on the Last Day of School
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June 8, 2022Feeling Wistful as My Daughter Moves on to College Active-Shooter Drills
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March 11, 2022March Madness for Teachers
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian