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All posts tagged
schools
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January 26, 2022Our School District’s New Emergency Preparedness Guidelines Are Based on the Book of Revelation
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January 18, 2022A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers
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January 13, 2022Please Listen Carefully, As Our School’s COVID-Reporting Menu Options Have Not Changed
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January 11, 2022The Safest Place for Your Kids Right Now Is Inside the Scorpion Pit
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 7, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 13, 2021We Feel You Have Not Been Sufficiently Notified of Our School’s Early Dismissal on Friday
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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June 1, 2021User Manual for Administering Remote State High-Stakes Testing
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