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schools
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 13, 2021We Feel You Have Not Been Sufficiently Notified of Our School’s Early Dismissal on Friday
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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June 1, 2021User Manual for Administering Remote State High-Stakes Testing
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May 24, 2021A Productive Meeting Between the District and Teachers About the Next School Year
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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August 5, 2020Your School District’s Reopening Survey
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August 3, 2020Bartleby, the School Superintendent: A Story of Reopening
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July 16, 2020Welcome to Public School Airlines
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August 26, 2019An Open Letter to My School District’s Second Grade Teachers Regarding Their School Supplies List
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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June 10, 2025Memo from the DHS: Deploy Megatron Before the LA Protesters Start Thinking They Have Rights
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June 10, 2025My Season Pass to Burnout Land
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June 10, 2025If Charles Bukowski Wrote a Children’s Book About Emotional Regulation
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President