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All posts tagged
senators
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July 31, 2019I Took the “Discover Your Patronus” Test On Pottermore and Got Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy
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October 23, 2018Spines for Senators Still Needs Your Help
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October 1, 2018My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy
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April 17, 2018As Your Senator, I Vow to Never Do Anything That Will Upset Bob, 54, from Indiana
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September 26, 2017Four Helpful Bible Verses for United States Senators to Tweet During National Tragedies
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February 3, 2017During My Campaign I Promised to Be a Spineless Colluder, and Boy Have I Ever Followed Through On That
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March 23, 2016This Bill is Not Perfect
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February 10, 2011A Senator Brings The Necronomicon to His Filibuster
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January 22, 2010Fragments From Edwards! The Musical (Updated With All-New Second Act!)
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August 22, 2008A Senator Apologizes for the Pain Caused by His Last Apology
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