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technology

September 3, 2014

I Only Use My Smartphone for Work, Email, and Embezzling Money from a Small Charity Organization

by Matt Reimann
February 26, 2014

Henry David Thoreau Can’t Take Much More of These Goddamn Steam Whistles

by Coleman Larkin
February 4, 2014

Son, It’s Time We Talk About Where Start-Ups Come From

by Marco Kaye
December 11, 2013

While I Was Looking Down

by Matt Passet
December 5, 2013

Dear Aunt Rose Comma Thank You for the Speech Recognition Software Exclamation Point

by Eric K. Auld
September 10, 2013

My New Phone Kicks Ass

by Jim Tatalias
July 9, 2013

We Can’t Let the Impending Apocalypse Delay the Release of Our Photo-Sharing App

by Mike Lacher
March 19, 2013

A Memo to Investors in 11D Technologies, Inc

by Michael Ward
March 13, 2013

Communing with Nature!

by John Pels
December 6, 2012

Welcome to My Rare and Antiquarian eBook Shop

by Eric Hague

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by Alex Baia
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