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All posts tagged
teens
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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March 23, 2018Is Your Teen an Activist?
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January 26, 2017The 13 Raddest Things About Turning 13!
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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October 4, 2016A Chapter from Really Hot Love, a Harlequin Romance Written by 13-Year-Old Thomas Freeman
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November 13, 2015Teenage Slang: An Essential Guide for Anxious Parents
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January 31, 2013Ninth Graders Like
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December 20, 2012Things Highlighted in My Ninth Grade Copy of Frankenstein That Also Describe My Adolescence
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March 9, 2004Rejected Titles for Teen-Health Pamphlets
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 21, 2021A Day in the Life of a Female Lead in a Dystopian Novel
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January 21, 2021Well, We Gave Nyarlathotep a Chance and He Gave Us Four Years of Horror, But It’s Time to Move on As a Nation
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January 21, 2021Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056