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    by Riane Konc
  • January 26, 2017
    The 13 Raddest Things About Turning 13!
    by Elliot Connors
  • November 30, 2016
    My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
    by Jeffrey Blum
  • October 4, 2016
    A Chapter from Really Hot Love, a Harlequin Romance Written by 13-Year-Old Thomas Freeman
    by Sean Hutchison and Jonathan Ullyot
  • November 13, 2015
    Teenage Slang: An Essential Guide for Anxious Parents
    by Ralph Jones
  • January 31, 2013
    Ninth Graders Like
    by Andrew Simmons
  • December 20, 2012
    Things Highlighted in My Ninth Grade Copy of Frankenstein That Also Describe My Adolescence
    by Laura Registrato
  • March 9, 2004
    Rejected Titles for Teen-Health Pamphlets
    by Rachel Summer Tupelom
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