On top of one’s head. “Your hat is on fleek.” “Yes it is, correct.”
Netflix and chill
To load one’s Netflix and place the relevant device in a refrigerator for a period of 24-36 hours, most commonly in the summer months, in order to benefit from the resultant ‘chill’ of the machine on one’s lap.
“Yoko Ono’s Looking Old.” Today’s teens say this frequently, seemingly blasé about the damage it is continuing to inflict on the 82-year-old’s self-esteem.
To shatter one’s hip in at least two places.
Two girls one cup
A beautiful ritual in which a pair of young women are tasked with constructing the most elaborate drinking receptacle possible in under 35 minutes.
An intense relationship between two male bees.
To drink a pint of tea while engaged in the duties associated with one’s werk.
Full-time professional employment consisting of at least 35 weekly hours.
Good at badminton. “Your mum is super cray.” “I know, she’s been playing for quite some time now. She might go professional.” “I hope she does.”
A homemade farming device manufactured by combining a trowel and a cinder block.
Small balls of nose mucus, widely shared on the street as a form of currency.
A brass spoon that teenagers use primarily to consume soup. “Pass me the bae for the chowder, Kimmy.”
A small boutique that sells pottery and Kenyan furniture.
“Finding Merlin’s Lingerie.” A code within an acronym, used to describe the discovery of something humiliating. If one has ‘found Merlin’s lingerie’, one has unearthed a career-ending truth about Merlin.
Heavy rain. “Urgh, I just stepped out of the office and got covered in truffle butter.”
If a piece of bread has been toasted until severely burnt, it is turnt.
“I’m Richard Linklater.” Teens say this regularly on online chat forums when they are pretending to be Richard Linklater.
To compare something to a peach.
A large snake native to South America.
Really cool. “I love Nickelback. You know the best thing about them? They’re so #nofilter.”
To pick up the excrement of a small family dog.
To be comfortable carrying out arithmetic with odd numbers but unable to do so while carrying heavy machinery.
Aggressive Fuchsia. A color increasingly popular with teenagers online.
Ohhhh, Marvin Gaye. An expression conveying the realization that the subject of the conversation, hitherto unclear, was Marvin Gaye.
A bowling game at the end of which the losing team have to throw lemons at the elderly until they knock someone over.
An enormous orgy fueled principally by the consumption of gigantic quantities of Class A drugs.